HELLO world!

although i am TINY,




i am in no way, INSIGNIFICANT!

let MOI, monsieur Bacteria, enlighten you about my greatness *smirks*


My Comrades and i, are microscopic organisms
we come in many shapes and sizes,




but even the largest are only 10 micrometres long (1 micrometre = 1 millionth of a metre). v

this is my nude photo:

arent i SEXY~


Us, Bacteria are living cells and in favourable conditions, we can multiply very rapidly. Inside the body we attack tissues and release poisons or toxins.


We can be MEAN and cause deadly diseases such as:

food poisoning,
cholera
gonorrhoea (a sexually transmitted disease)

you definitely do NOT want to mess with us



Though we dont look the same, we share certain common features:

-we are all microscopic

-have a cell wall but unlike a plant cell it is not made of cellulose

-have no nucleus BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN WE ARE BRAINLESS ; instead our DNA is
dispersed throughout the cytoplasm

-reproduce by binary fusion and do not indulge in sexual desires unlike foolish humans


ok i suppose you people dont have a good impression of me.

but i shall soon change that.


right after i finish reproducing
reproducing takes a bit of time


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